Yuki the Spit-Ball and Slim
Jack Chesbro was so great

He pitched the first Spitball

But at little Jimmy’s school

He slashed his classmate Paul

By mixing paper and saliva

Yes better known as spit

He shot it like a rocket

Right from where he sits

Me and my buddy Straw

Splashed those kids so bad

We got in trouble big time

For the knotty fun we had!