Some people say That I’m quite Tacky A cheap souvenir A figurine that’s wacky My name is “FRENCHIE” And right from the gate I started out as A brass paper weight I can easily transform From clearness to snow Shake me don’t break me I’m fragile...
You little bitty balls Better run for the hills Cause all of your Spirit I’m aiming to steal I fight on the field Sometimes in the stand I’ll beat your whole team Or your toughest man
I’m “SMACK” the Handball I’m tough as can be I’ll work your poor body From A to Z Come for a workout? Get ready to sweat I’m the low downiest varmint That you’ve ever met
She’s “CHERRIE” the Gum Ball So pretty and sweet Her hair and her outfit Is always so neat She’ll bat her green eyes To take you off course You’ll do what she says There’s no other chose...
SOFIE’S a Tomboy She play’s with the best Swing at her fast She never needs rest She plays with the bats And balls who are tough At the end of the game They’ve all had enough
I’m “REGGIE” the Wrecker I’m knocking them down Yes one by one In every town Come back tomorrow They won’t be there They’ll all disappear Within thin air ...
